Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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Inside a Microsoft Mouse
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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I Do, Actually...
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Not Particularly, No...

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Not Particularly, No...
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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...

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Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...
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I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

Leaving So Bassoon?

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Leaving So Bassoon?
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop