Inside a Microsoft Mouse

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Inside a Microsoft Mouse
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And here I thought it was just circuitry and other electronic thingamajigs I don't understand... - Matty Malaprop

Leaving So Bassoon?

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Leaving So Bassoon?
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Note to Self: Never Speak to Gladys Again

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Note to Self: Never Speak to Gladys Again
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Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

What a Lovely Sight

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What a Lovely Sight
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Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop