Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

That's Comedy Goldfish, Right There

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Holy Crap!

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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Talking Carp!

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Boasting makes you do so.

... But What if It's Just a Piddle?

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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

It's Beautiful!

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Calm Like a Gut Bomb

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