If you're going to believe in some higher power, you may as well believe in one that is truly titanic. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop