There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Multi-franchise cosplay: You're doing it really literally. - Matty Malaprop

He's Soulless AND Weasel-y. I'm not convinced there's any right to be found in him, really. - Matty malaprop

Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop