corn

corn,double meaning,literalism,sweet,sweet corn
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What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop

corn,horn,similar sounding,unicorn,unique
By Audrey Jackson ( Via: Audrey Jackson)
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I just hope the creator of this pun wasn't trying to be serious. It's forgivable to me as long as s/he was just horsing around. - Matty Malaprop

box,container,corn,peeking,pop,Popcorn,pup,puppy,similar sounding
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It's strange... this batch seems to be a little sweeter than usual... - Matty Malaprop

corn,cornstalk,literalism,portmanteau,stalk,stalker
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Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

unicorn,corn,uni,latin,literalism,one,double meaning
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

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