Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope the creator of this pun wasn't trying to be serious. It's forgivable to me as long as s/he was just horsing around. - Matty Malaprop

What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop

Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

-verb (used with object) 1. to remove the shucks from: to shuck corn. 2. to remove or discard as or like shucks; peel off: to shuck one's clothes. 3. Slang. to get rid of (often followed by off): a bad habit I couldn't shuck for years.

... and QED. - Matty Malaprop

It's strange... this batch seems to be a little sweeter than usual... - Matty Malaprop