I just hope the creator of this pun wasn't trying to be serious. It's forgivable to me as long as s/he was just horsing around. - Matty Malaprop
It's strange... this batch seems to be a little sweeter than usual... - Matty Malaprop
What a charmer! I just hope his compliments aren't empty. - Matty Malaprop
Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop
Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away?
A. "Aw shucks."
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop
-verb (used with object)
1. to remove the shucks from: to shuck corn.
2. to remove or discard as or like shucks; peel off: to shuck one's clothes.
3. Slang. to get rid of (often followed by off): a bad habit I couldn't shuck for years.
... and QED. - Matty Malaprop
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