It's All About the Shades

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It's All About the Shades
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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

The Coolest Post You'll Ever See

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The Coolest Post You'll Ever See
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I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop