He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop
All that's missing is a pack of smokes and the Bluesmobile. - Matty Malaprop
Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
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