Next Time a Hater Calls You Out, Just Breeze On By

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Punmaster tpk1998 says: "I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away."

I don't wanna put on airs here, but I'm pretty cold to this particular pun. - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

It's All About the Shades

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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

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