It's All About the Shades

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He's a real fly bro, but he's also a certified medical professional. So keep him around, because he can help you work on your game with the ladies, and if you ever get into a fight, he'll be there afterward to dress your wounds. - Matty Malaprop

I'm not really a fan

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I hope this FANtastic comic blows you away

Yep, I Think They're Ready Now

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All that's missing is a pack of smokes and the Bluesmobile. - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

The Coolest Post You'll Ever See

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I mean, can you even deny this post's all-consuming cool? - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

The Glory of the Watercoolest Could Not Be Displayed in This Image

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