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By xyzpdq1
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Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop

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By Lori P.
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Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop

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By tonis
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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

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By Samantha
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop