And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop
Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop
... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop
Besides, I made a call to Morrow yesterday and I still haven't heard back! - Matty Malaprop
It's a mansion made for oxymorons! - Matty Malaprop
Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop
And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop
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