contradiction

boston globe,contradiction,dark,headline,kept,lights,news,newspaper,touché,worries
By Samantha
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

chair,char,charizard,contradiction,literalism,prefix,similar sounding
By Unknown
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... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop

christian science,common,contradiction,dry ice,Hall of Fame,jumbo shrimp,oxymoron,oxymorons,suggestions
By xyzpdq1
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Yo, comic artist, I'mma let you finish, but I just gotta say you forgot "cool hipster" and "gun safety." - Matty Malaprop

contradiction,counter,counterproductive,f u english,lolwut,productive
By Unknown
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And here we have one more reason why I absolutely HATE the English language sometimes. #JKEnglishYouKnowILoveYou - Matty Malaprop

beach,contradiction,double meaning,literalism,surf,twist
By tonis
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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

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