In Oh So Many Ways

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combination,contraction,Hall of Fame,literalism,ox,paradox,parrot,similar sounding
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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...

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contraction,double meaning,draw something,literalism,peacock,pee,rooster
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

Weed Just Need You to Stay Still

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contraction,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,this will,thisll,thistle
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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

The One on the Left Looks Like He's Alec Baldin'

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beetle,beetlejuice,Beetles,combination,contraction,homophone,jews,literalism,lolwut,Movie,portmanteau,similar sounding,tim burton
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Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop