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Via: No You Shut Up
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

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By OddlyColouredWolf (Via: bummerdude.deviantart.com)
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I hate those stereo types; every time I ever came across one I could never catch on...

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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop