[sic] Cantalope

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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

Weed Just Need You to Stay Still

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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop