That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop
... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop
But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop
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