Weed Just Need You to Stay Still

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contraction,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,this will,thisll,thistle
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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

Better Late Than Never

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combination,contraction,Hall of Fame,portmanteau,raptor jesus,RAPTURE,time,tuesday,velociraptor
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

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