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combination contraction Hall of Fame portmanteau raptor jesus RAPTURE time tuesday velociraptor - 4779776000
By Unknown
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

compound contraction double meaning Pokémon stereo stereotype two type types - 4413512704
By OddlyColouredWolf (Via: bummerdude.deviantart.com)
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I hate those stereo types; every time I ever came across one I could never catch on...

antelope cantaloupe combination contraction juxtaposition portmanteau - 6532136960
By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

back celine celine dion contraction double meaning literalism - 5688808704
Via: No You Shut Up
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop