In Oh So Many Ways

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combination,contraction,Hall of Fame,literalism,ox,paradox,parrot,similar sounding
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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

OMG CELINE DION'S BACK!

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back,celine,celine dion,contraction,double meaning,literalism
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Oh, I'm sorry, were you expecting tour dates? - Matty Malaprop

Unbelievabubble

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bubble,burst,contraction,malaprop,neologism,suds,unbelievable
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Polkamon

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contraction,homophone,homophones,Music,pikachu,Pokémon,polka,series,setting,video game
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Untitled

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combination,contraction,dont worry,escape,flight,Guantanamo Bay,guards,neologism,penguin,prison
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Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...

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contraction,double meaning,draw something,literalism,peacock,pee,rooster
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

Better Late Than Never

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combination,contraction,Hall of Fame,portmanteau,raptor jesus,RAPTURE,time,tuesday,velociraptor
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop