Welcome to Minsk

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Welcome to Minsk
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If I may mince languages for a second, I really must say that he really is a very bella roo! - Matty Malaprop

[sic] Cantalope

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[sic] Cantalope
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...

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Well This Could Have Turned Out Much Worse, I Suppose...
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop