Leave Punny Courtship to the Pros, Pepper!

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

Battle Royale Runner-Up Runner-Up: Lame Pun Coon

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Battle Royale: The Advice Animals Pun-Off

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Chemistry Cat is the Supreme Punmaster!

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