Matty Malaprop

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Matty Malaprop
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Punmaster xXPeaceLoveRockXx says: "This took more time to make than it appears to have taken. Yay MS Paint."

I'm actually fairly certain this is hate mail against me, but I'm pretty impressed that a user created a pun in my honor, so I'm posting it anyway because I CAN and also did I mention YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones

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The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones
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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

But it Still Looks Empty to Me!

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But it Still Looks Empty to Me!
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Is this some weird pseudo-Buddhist parable? IS THE INVISIBLE THYME A METAPHOR OF DAS NICHTS? I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THIS RIGHT NOW! - Matty Malaprop