Nice Shoes!

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Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

What a Cracked Sentiment...

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If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop

Awww, You're Making Me Turn Beet Red!

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I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop

Awww Shucks!

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Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

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