Okay, okay, I see the door... but where does the bull come into play here? - Matty Malaprop

I'm just so easily flattered! My blush color always turnips when someone compliments me! - Matty Malaprop

If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop

Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop