They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop
He gave a shout-out to my home state in the form of a pun! MONTANA PRIDE, Y'ALL. - Matty Malaprop
OMG THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS REAL AND I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH IT. - Matty Malaprop
WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop
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