Well, That's Ironic...

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Well, That's Ironic...
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They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

Jerzy Gwiazdowski is a Stately Punmaster

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He gave a shout-out to my home state in the form of a pun! MONTANA PRIDE, Y'ALL. - Matty Malaprop

The 1995 World Pun-Off Championships Are Truly a Thing of Beauty

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OMG THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS REAL AND I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH IT. - Matty Malaprop

A Performance From a World Pun Champion

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WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop