comparison

comparison,lil wayne,literalism,little,normal,rapper,size
By jeje.xo
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

aide,comparison,cortaid,court,homophones,literalism,side by side
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop

after,before,comparison,ice,ice cube,literalism,opposites,shaved,shaved ice,unshaved
By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

cheat,comparison,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lion,literalism,mate,tiger,Tiger Woods
By Unknown
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

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