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comparison Harrison Ford Indiana Jones similar sounding tautology - 5007909888
By xyzpdq1
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop

cheat comparison double meaning Hall of Fame lion literalism mate tiger Tiger Woods - 5569608448
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And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop

added letter brand comparison contrast differences gtfo Hall of Fame letter lolwut meme post it post its similar sounding t - 4970764288
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

comparison related fruits fruitless oranges apples - 7030824960
By tonis (Via: Andertoons)
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What a pear these two argumentative chaps make... - Matty Malaprop

comparison double meaning flood flooded Hall of Fame hallway literalism shallow water worth it - 5204547072
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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop