And to think, were it not for the lynx they established via his text messages, he would have gotten away with being a cheetah! - Matty Malaprop
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop
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Or something like that. I WORK ON THE INTERNET. How the hell should I know what a court aide does? #TooLazyToGoogle - Matty Malaprop
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