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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

comparison,related,fruits,fruitless,oranges,apples
By tonis (Via: Andertoons)
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What a pear these two argumentative chaps make... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: @leeannraye
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

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By Alicynx
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Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

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