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comparison,Harrison Ford,Indiana Jones,similar sounding,tautology
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop

comparison,lil wayne,literalism,little,normal,rapper,size
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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

comparison,entrepreneur,newer,older,opposites,similar sounding,suffix
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Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop

comparison,Hall of Fame,literalism,odd,otter,seal,similar sounding
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

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