Given the age of Facebook at this point, I wouldn't exactly call Zuckerberg an entrepreneur. Maybe an entrepremiddleaged? - Matty Malaprop
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop
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