Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Thought We Were Gonna Strip Nickelback of Their 'Worst Band' Title

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So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Even Ask About Big Wayne...

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It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

So Worth It.

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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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