Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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comparison,dogs,fancy,literalism,mineral water,perrier,scottish terrier,side by side,similarly spelled,terrier,water
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Even Play; They Ain't the OGs!

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blizzard,comparison,kanye west,magic the gathering,meme,merfolk,merrow,naga,n-word,world of warcraft
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Yo Naga, I'mma let you finish, but Magic: The Gathering merfolk circa Lorwyn block were the best fish-people things of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Way This Joke Seals the Deal

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comparison,Hall of Fame,literalism,odd,otter,seal,similar sounding
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Well sure, this pun is a bit of a stretch, but it's funny enough that I find that to be mostly irrelephant(seal). - Matty Malaprop

That's... That's an Analogy, I Suppose

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analogy,butt,buttholes,comparison,family,Hall of Fame,hole,lolwut,simile,tight
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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

Tautology Jones and the Resemblance of the Lost Ark

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comparison,Harrison Ford,Indiana Jones,similar sounding,tautology
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First he was a space traveler, then he was an archaeologist, and soon he'll be a cowboy... but he'll always be HARRISON F*ING FORD. - Matty Malaprop