Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop
So here's the thing. This is a möbius strip. This is a Mobius Band. DON'T GET IT TWISTED (LOL LIKE A MOBIUS STRIP IS) GUYS! - Matty Malaprop
It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop
But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.
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