The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure you don't end up comma spliced in one of these positions... - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matthew says: "Okay it's actually Steve Martin on sunshine, if you want to be a martinette about it."
Normally I'd be the nitpicker here, but I quite like the misattribution in this case, so I'll let it slide. - Matty Malaprop
And here we have further evidence in support of proper comma use, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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