Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop

I can get behind whole college football craze, I guess... but what the hell is with the elephant? - Matty Malaprop

Looks like Chris Nolan had to scale back his budget for this one... such is the bane of Hollywood life nowadays I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

Haters gonna hate but no seriously guys Oasis is really really really f*cking terrible. - Matty Malaprop

Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop