Don't Leave Him Hangin'!

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... that cunning bastard! We can't leave him hanging, but he's still breathing! Hans, put "high five" on the last words banned list immediately! - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Get Over 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower'

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the perks of being a wallflower,get over it,getting over,over,literalism,double meaning,spacial,space,colloquialism
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Come on, Rachel! That poster isn't even that much taller than you! You should have no problem at all scaling that sucker! - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

It's So Good, You'll Have to Eat it to Belie-viet!

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colloquialism,noms,pho,restaurant,suffix,Vietnam
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Their cuisine is so good, it'll have you saying "oh my pho ga!" - Matty Malaprop

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Is it Leprous?

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colloquialism,double meaning,label,literalism,pepperoni,pizza,sick,slang,uncured
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

Avast! That Treasure Be Most Bootyus!

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It only gets weird when they start talking about plundering their latest find... - Matty Malaprop

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I Totally Chomsky What You Mean!

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colloquialism,Hall of Fame,lolwut,nam-sayin,noam chomsky,similar sounding,slang,vernacular
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