SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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similar sounding,apology,coffee,added letter,late,latte
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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answer,before,burn,coffee,cool,double meaning,hipster,literalism,question,sip,tongue
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

It'll Have You Doing Barrel Rolls!

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coffee,Hall of Fame,literalism,logo,similar sounding,Starbucks,starfox,video game
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Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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cafe,coffee,double meaning,grounds,holy,holy grounds,literalism,name,sign
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Spider-Latte

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added letter,coffee,literalism,powder,power,quote,similar sounding,Spider-Man
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop