coffee

Owl be seeing you.
By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

Tasting your food is too mainstream
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

The Reason Hitler Drank Decaf...
By Derek Bryant
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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

Looks who latte
By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop