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before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

club designated driver double meaning driver golf golf club literalism no thanks refusing - 4816061184
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The boys always say that an ol' ironsides like myself should be able to wedge in two or three beers before getting behind the wheel, but I know that kind of peer pressure is always a total (sand)trap. - Matty Malaprop

cant club cup handle lyric me mug now right similar sounding slogan song - 5753996544
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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

ace card cards club clubbing double meaning literalism queen suit ten - 5390522624
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

club clubbing double meaning literalism masochism - 5413999616
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If only your girlfriend had understood what you meant when you said you were gonna "kill it on the dance floor..." - Matty Malaprop

club adage handle handel homophone cant - 6939296000
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop