"Lunch is on me"

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The Best Way to Air-Dry Your Laundry

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Good luck fitting this accessory in your closet, though. - Matty Malaprop

But You Hung Me Out to Dry...

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Love is all about getting over one's hangups, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Worth a Shot I Guess

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