AARP Meet-Up

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When You're Having Fun?

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You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's Time for You to Give Up

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Looks like you're not gonna be getting any on her watch. - Matty Malaprop

STOP! HAMMER TIME!

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... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

Now's the Only Time I Know

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500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop

He's Gonna Clean Your Clock...

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That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop

CAPS LOCK

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