Looks like you're not gonna be getting any on her watch. - Matty Malaprop
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Dogzy (via FFFfound)
You'll know your alarm is going off when you're pulled from your dreams by a blaring, obnoxious buzz. - Matty Malaprop
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Better to be on the celibate end of a clock block than have your lady be late, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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Han.D.Jay
That's why you really ought to take the time to listen to what he has to say. You REALLY don't wanna tick this guy off. - Matty Malaprop
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sixonefive72
500 Internetz to anyone who wants to shoop my dream wife Karin Dreijer Andersson into this beauty of a temporal pun. - Matty Malaprop
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