She May Be Hot, But Her Personality is Rather Chile

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There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop

Davy Jones' Lockers

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Whale, Whale, Whale...

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Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

And Doubtlessly Was Left With Some Penned Up Frustration

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He just kept thinking: "What would I have to do to be able to live life on the lam?" - Matty Malaprop

In the End, The Pun is Still a Cliché

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Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop

Beauty Always Has a Price

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Thanks, NPH

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Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop