Not So Secret Anymore

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Not So Secret Anymore
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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

Probably a Truism

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Probably a Truism
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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

Some Horses Never Die...

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Some Horses Never Die...
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The internet grows and changes and evolves literally every second of every day... and yet somehow Harry Potter always remains king. - Matty Malaprop

That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

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That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

Just Give it a Few More Moments...

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Just Give it a Few More Moments...
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop