I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

... groupies, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

There's gold in them there frills! - Matty Malaprop

Oh, it doesn't? Well then... - Matty Malaprop

ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps."

If I was Pepper, I'd be pretty pissed about this whole affair, too! - Matty Malaprop