I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop
But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop
Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop
FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop
The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop
Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop
Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop
Moar gifs over here!
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