Just Give it a Few More Moments...

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Just Give it a Few More Moments...
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

I Was Half-Expecting Him to Drive a Porsche

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I Was Half-Expecting Him to Drive a Porsche
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But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

Checkmate, Mayans!

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Checkmate, Mayans!
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him

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And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him
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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

THE WORST. SONG. EVER.

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THE WORST. SONG. EVER.
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The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Stay-at-Home Dad

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He's a Stay-at-Home Dad
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Tony Stark? More like TONY STARCH! #lololololololwaitthatwasn'tevenveryfunny - Matty Malaprop

Whale, Whale, Whale...

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Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!