The Forecast Looks Bleak...

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The Forecast Looks Bleak...
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True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel

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This Inspirational Quote Makes Me Feel Eel
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I think that's also what you call a surefire way to die of suffocation. But whatever. - Matty Malaprop

No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide

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No Ware to Run, No Ware to Hide
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop

Checkmate, Mayans!

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Checkmate, Mayans!
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too

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Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too
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Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop