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By Unknown
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Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

Orbiting Laika Boss!
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I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

Feel free to charge me
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop