Such a Colorful Cry

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At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

Where Anne Hath a Will...

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Where Anne Hath a Will...
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I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

Have a Good Day Yourself, Batch of Clichés!

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Have a Good Day Yourself, Batch of Clichés!
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Apparently no matter how much I mock submitters who just send in cliché crap ad nauseam, I still keep getting cliché crap submissions ad nauseam. AM I DOING THIS WRONG OR SOMETHING?? - Matty Malaprop