Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop
The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop
... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop
I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop
Is this the part where the laugh track kicks in? - Matty Malaprop
OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop
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