Under a Rest

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The concept is cliché, sure, but the commentary really helps exemplify the hilarity of this scherzo. - Matty Malaprop

Whale, Whale, Whale...

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Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

Such a Colorful Cry

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At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

Just Like I Need This Cliché

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Whenever I receive a submission that features a joke as old as the interweb itself, I feel like the yeast I can do is front page it with some appropriately derisive and catty commentary. - Matty Malaprop

They're Only Hatin' Because You're Kind of a Daffodilweed

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... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Photographing All the Cosmic Party Rocks

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I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin

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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop