I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too

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I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too
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Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

THE WORST. SONG. EVER.

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THE WORST. SONG. EVER.
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The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop

That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...

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That's an Opinion You Can Have About it, Sure...
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... but I don't really get the punch line... maybe it's just too labyrinthian for my small brain to understand! - Matty Malaprop

Where Anne Hath a Will...

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Where Anne Hath a Will...
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I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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I Beg To Differ
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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop