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The only problem is they always delay sending out callbacks. Their rationale is they really like to make candidates sweat. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

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If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop