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question there here cliché double meaning are we there yet
By xyzpdq1
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

cliché hands literalism look misinterpretation mom no no hands
By Dave (Via: scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

wong wright surnames wrong right similar sounding adage cliché not even really a pun but oh well
By xyzpdq1
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

arrived cannibal cliché cold cold shoulder double meaning given idiom late literalism Party shoulder
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

around cliché double meaning globe Hall of Fame ICWUDT known literalism name theater william shakespeare
By LOLdogexpert (Via: Mental Floss)
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop