I See What You Kitteh'd There

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cat,Cats,cliché,Hall of Fame,ICWUDT,kidding,kitten,literalism,lolwut,similar sounding,stupid
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Stupid joke is stupid... but also, KITTEHS! - Matty Malaprop

Such a Colorful Cry

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cliché,cry,double meaning,gifs,Hall of Fame,hindenburg,homophone,homophones,hue,humanity,literalism,manatee
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At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

I Really Can't Help it Though...

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Ugh, this pun is a total snooze if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

The Dramatic Pause Really Pushes This Over the Top

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cliché,csi,double meaning,literalism,rimshot,sunglasses,well,well well well
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This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop

Just Give it a Few More Moments...

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question,there,here,cliché,double meaning,are we there yet
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I don't know about the rest of you, but my parents always had a knack for predicting arrival times at places to a T. - Matty Malaprop

They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect

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chamillionaire,cliché,hating,lyrics,old joke is old,riding dirty,rolling,rolling pin
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Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

You're Too Cheesy for Me

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cliché,friend,nacho,never,not your,similar sounding
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Get that chip off your shoulder, and then maybe we can see if we can make things work. - Matty Malaprop