Checkmate, Mayans!

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Checkmate, Mayans!
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Dear Mayans, if world ends in 2012, how me a Matty promised hoverboards by the guys who wrote Back to the Future? - Matty Malaprop

Apollo ThirT-Bone

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Apollo ThirT-Bone
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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too

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I Was Lion When I Said There Was a Witch in Your Wardrobe, Too
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Seriously woman, get off his breastplate! Can't a guy head to the tavern ONCE A WEEK without you knowing his every move in the process? - Matty Malaprop

Where Anne Hath a Will...

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Where Anne Hath a Will...
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I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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I Beg To Differ
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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

Photographing All the Cosmic Party Rocks

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Photographing All the Cosmic Party Rocks
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I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop