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lone,literalism,loan,ranger,homophone,classic
By kthxbi (Via: Cyanide & Happiness)
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It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

a tale of two cities,cat,Cats,charles dickens,classic,homophone,illusion,literalism,novel,parody,tail,tale,title
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It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

classic,compliments,double meaning,literalism,rock,rule,ruler
By Meqad
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Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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"I have decided to stick to 'Power Stone 2...' 'Soul Calibur' is too great a burden to bear." - Matty Malaprop

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