SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns

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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Arch Enemies

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Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Real Love Seems So Far Out of Reach

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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: These Two Have Nothing But Compliments For Each Other!

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Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Attempted Murder

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Killers of a feather don't always flock together... - Matty Malaprop

Proof That Good Music ALWAYS Makes Everything Better

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This post is destined to become an instant classic, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop