SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns

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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Dumbledoor

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Was Quite Foal of it, If You Will

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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop

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