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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

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He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop

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