Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"
They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop
Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop
He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop
"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I'm just a miser, but I can't bring myself to like these guys. One of them's always stoned, and the other's just too straight-laced for me. - Matty Malaprop
Killers of a feather don't always flock together... - Matty Malaprop
This post is destined to become an instant classic, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
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