classic

lone,literalism,loan,ranger,homophone,classic
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It always starts with Zorro down payments, but everything spirals out of control from there (and yeah yeah I know the Lone Ranger and Zorro are different leave me alone okay????). - Matty Malaprop

arch,archenemies,archenemy,arches,classic,double meaning,enemies,Hall of Fame,literalism
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Have you been bullied by an arch lately? I hear there's a support group that can help. - Matty Malaprop

classic,double meaning,final,frontier,Hall of Fame,keyboard,literalism,space,space bar,the final frontier
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

a tale of two cities,cat,Cats,charles dickens,classic,homophone,illusion,literalism,novel,parody,tail,tale,title
By Snake73
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It was the meowst of times, it was the purrst of times, it was the age of whiskers, it was the age of felineness, it was the epoch of lazy, it was the epic of tomfoolery, it was the season of white, it was the season of dark fur, it was the spring of catnip, it was the winter of hairballs, we had all the noms before us, we had no noms before us, we were all going direct to ceiling, we were all going the other way -- in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received... by mewing incessantly in the superlative degree of howling dog comparison only. - Matty Malaprop

question,answer,conversation,human,literalism,stuffed,sandwich,food,classic,offer,wolf
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top