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By xyzpdq1
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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He's been feeling pretty wound-up and stretched thin lately, so if you're not careful he might lash out at you. - Matty Malaprop

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By Sup123
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It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop

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