Color me surprised. Though it's fitting that they're purely decorative, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it's not like he's ever gonna wish you a happy Groundhog Day. - Matty Malaprop

Merry Christmas from ALL the celebrities!

... is a lovely Santa hat! - Matty Malaprop

Human Santapede

... but what about Bob? I thought he was Jewish? - Matty Malaprop

We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop