Together they provide a taste that's healthy and sweet and truce. - Matty Malaprop
I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop
If you're going to be forever alone, at least your bath bubbles can keep you company this way! - Matty Malaprop
Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop
The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop
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