What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop
I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop
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