Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!

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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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He Was Popping Without Stopping Before it Was Cool

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What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical

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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

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