And here you thought he knew nothing about physics... more like General Science Wiz Kitteh, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I'm just glad that nice nurse was there to keep you from overreacting. - Matty Malaprop

But how will you see where to throw your line through your debilitating cataracts? - Matty Malaprop

It may not be the most thrilling topic, but a Strontium understanding of it is definitely necessary for your major. - Matty Malaprop

Everybody stand back! It sounds to me like this argument is getting really heated! - Matty Malaprop

Say it with me, everyone: If you seek Chemistry Cat. - Matty Malaprop