In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

Hand-me-downs for a new apartment? More like handsy-downs, amirite?

... and here I thought a STAB'd Flamethrower was supposed to make the opposing Pokémon faint? But perhaps I've been mistaken all along... - Matty Malaprop

My only concern is that it doesn't seem like the safest seat in the house... - Matty Malaprop