He's Equine All the Time

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He's Equine All the Time
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♪ You can find me on the grange, prancing through the flowers / mami I got the hooves if you wanna take a run / I got some shiny pecs, I got some furry buns / so come give me a hug if you into horsey thugs ♪ - Matty Malaprop

But What if She Does?

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But What if She Does?
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And really, isn't her need to be noticed kind of your fault, mama centaur? After all, you're the one who bought her that slinky, totally-not-age-appropriate pink top! - Matty Malaprop