But Then It's Not a Floor At All...

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But Then It's Not a Floor At All...
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But I suppose Batman's never much cared for gravity, has he? - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop

Great Warning Sign, or THE GREATEST Warning Sign?

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Great Warning Sign, or THE GREATEST Warning Sign?
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Anyone know which zoo this sign comes from? I want to go to that punny playground... - Matty Malaprop