Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop

The world is a BLARGARBLABARGL. - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop

And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop

The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop

The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop