There's a Snake in My Boot!

Favorite
There's a Snake in My Boot!
- -

Maybe Woody can fix the problem if he shoots it with his revolver ocelot? - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nobody Got Thyme Fo Dat!

Favorite
Ain't Nobody Got Thyme Fo Dat!
- -

Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop

I Just Don't Think Mr. T is Cut Out for the Food Service Industry

Favorite
I Just Don't Think Mr. T is Cut Out for the Food Service Industry
- -

If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop