If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop
Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop
Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop
Bring it on, Stay Puft! - Matty Malaprop
Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
Source: 6 Dollar Shirts
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