Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop

WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop

Apparently obesity and intellectual impairment go hand in hand, because the last time I checked, "Porche" was actually spelled Porsche... - Matty Malaprop

Chasing Cars