Something Tells Me We're Not in Kansas Anymore...

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I mean HONESTLY whoever heard of talking vultures in the great state of Kansas? - Matty Malaprop

Carrion Luggage

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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

Best Keep Calm, or Best Keep Calm?

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You know, to satiate all the vultures out there that prey on advice memes like this one... - Matty Malaprop

Reminds Me of An Ex-Coworker...

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If a businessman with a rolling suitcase drowns, does that mean he's rolling in the deep? - Matty Malaprop