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By Jenny (Via: Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

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By Seraphinae (Via: My Cardboard Life)
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Charmander can't even learn Rollout! This pun is a pokétravesty! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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As long as you keep up Doom Blade mana and keep growling you can tap it and remove it from combat instead of having it die? Seems like a pretty exceptional ass to me! - Matty Malaprop