car

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

block,car,double meaning,engine,examining,homophone,leak,leek,mechanic,problem
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With this particular model, it's really just a soup-er easy process of replacing a pretty stock part. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

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