Honk if You're Horny

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bull,car,convertible,double meaning,homophone,literalism,suffix
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

It Vanished in the Starry Night

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Van Gogh,van,go,nice,car,starry night,paint job,homophones,literalism,double meaning
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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide

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car,carpool,literalism,pool,pool table,table,van,volkswagen,volkswagon
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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

Yes, But They Prefer 4x4s

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car,ditch,Ladies Love,rhyming,variations on a theme
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It's not a great love to have, but once you're in deep there's just no getting out of it. - Matty Malaprop