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By Snake73
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kylebustin ( Via: kylebustin.tumblr.com)
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The Yaris: Pillage and Plunder to Your Environmentally-Conscious Heart's Content. - Matty Malaprop

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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