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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

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By Peter
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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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With this particular model, it's really just a soup-er easy process of replacing a pretty stock part. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr
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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop

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