Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car

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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Sure Your Parents Are Pretty Fender-Bent About it Too

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Seems like it might be time for you love birds to put the pedal to the metal and run away together. - Matty Malaprop

Dora the Explorer

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There's room enough inside her trunk for all the backpacks in the world. That sounds way worse written out than it did in my head. - Matty Malaprop

It Must Be Open Source...

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.

Out of His Element

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This guy really paved the way for this joke, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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