But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide

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Well it's Technically a Vanpool, But I Guess I'll Let it Slide
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Screw being a pool shark. I've always aspired to be a billiards Volkswagen! - Matty Malaprop

These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride

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These Two Look Quite Foxy in Their New Ride
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I Prefer to Take Life at a Trotsky

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This is Why I Prefer to Take Life at a Trotsky
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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop