Shouldn't That Be Back in His Cabin?

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Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to take my daily dose of Picard with some "Twin Peaks..." - Matty Malaprop

It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

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