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My friends told me this fair had to be seen to be believed, but I can't see anything at all! - Matty Malaprop

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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, orange you a little worried that we're rushing into things to quickly? - Matty Malaprop

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