Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

A View of the Milky Way From the Surface of Mars

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candy,curiosity,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Mars,mars rover,milky way
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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

That is Completely Trufax

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candy,double meaning,lifesaver,literalism,rumor
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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop