That is Completely Trufax

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That is Completely Trufax
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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

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The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds
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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop