See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop
But then where is his Dog? - Matty Malaprop
This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop
I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)
Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop
There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop
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