A View of the Milky Way From the Surface of Mars

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candy,curiosity,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Mars,mars rover,milky way
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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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bellatrix lestrange,candy,candy bar,Harry Potter,literalism,similar sounding,twix
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

That is Completely Trufax

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candy,double meaning,lifesaver,literalism,rumor
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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

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