That is Completely Trufax

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candy,double meaning,lifesaver,literalism,rumor
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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

Ten Second Puns #9

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

I'm a Little Upset it's Not Peanut Butter...

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candy,cup,double meaning,literalism,peanut butter,reeses,reeses cup
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But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

She Ain't As Sweet As She Looks

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bellatrix lestrange,candy,candy bar,Harry Potter,literalism,similar sounding,twix
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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop