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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)

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Maybe it's just me, but I don't want no part of any kind of candy that finds itself Slytherin down my throat... - Matty Malaprop

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There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop

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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop