I'm a Little Upset it's Not Peanut Butter...

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candy,cup,double meaning,literalism,peanut butter,reeses,reeses cup
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But I'd still drink the hell out of it because, well, chocolate rain. #ThatDoesn'tEvenMakeSense - Matty Malaprop

That is Completely Trufax

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candy,double meaning,lifesaver,literalism,rumor
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What a sweet thing of you to say about me! - Matty Malaprop

The Flavor Will Teleport Your Taste Buds

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candy,cores,crazy cores,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Portal,portal 2,skittles
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At Aperture Science, we care about your taste for rainbows. - Matty Malaprop

CANDY PUNS!

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This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop

A View of the Milky Way From the Surface of Mars

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candy,curiosity,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,Mars,mars rover,milky way
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See? I'm not a liar. I'm just not particularly good with sentence clarity. - Matty Malaprop

Oi Vey...

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candy,chews,hasidic,jews,kosher,oi vey,orthodox,weird,yiddish
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I didn't even have to do any work for this one ;)