calling

call calling double meaning Hall of Fame literalism lost phone - 5221995008
By Dave (Via scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

calling double meaning literalism sandwich sub substitute Subway - 6602026496
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop