As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

He Could Really Use Some Obedience Schooling...

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He Could Really Use Some Obedience Schooling...
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It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

Call of Duty

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Call of Duty
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It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop