File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop
It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
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