A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop
It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop
A Teacher Posts Kindergarten Kid's Quotes on Instagram and ...
The Greatest GIFs of the Week
Give Your Friday Some b00bs with This New Internet Coke Challenge
Everyone Has One Thing on the Brain
Game of Thrones Live-Meme! Season 5, Episode 8
The Weasley Twins Could Have Been the Heroes of the Harry ...
Indicted FIFA Official Jack Warner Accidentally Falls for ...
"It's Fine, No One Will See the Ad From Behind!"
Pick Your Site Name
Tell us more about it