But the Pubes Taste Forever

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cake,double meaning,homophone,lie,lye,Portal,urinal,urinal cake,video game
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I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

Wamp Wamp...

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cake,Lame Pun Coon,emotional,tiers,wedding,tears,homophone,double meaning
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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

A Tasty Reminder of Your New Fate!

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cake,marriage,relationships,wedding
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A wedding cake is a beautifully-tasty way to remind someone of death!

Their Conversation is a Little Stale...

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cake,conversation,Hall of Fame,muffin,nothing,similar sounding
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Maybe they're both just a little off this afternoon. Oh well. Tomorrow is a bran new day. - Matty Malaprop