I'm always quite impressed when people tackle puns from this particular angle. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they're both just a little off this afternoon. Oh well. Tomorrow is a bran new day. - Matty Malaprop
I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop
And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop
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