Why Does Ariel Wear Seashells?

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So Now You're Grounded and Failing?

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So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

I Don't See What the Treble Here Is

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I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop

You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

Consider Yourself Trolled

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And 'Arr' Isn't a Common Tone in Most Scales

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Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop