I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop
So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs?
A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop
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