Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop

So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop