And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes -- gotta catch 'em LOL!

BAD JOKE EEL, WHY YOU NOT AS FUNNY AS YOUR MAMMALIAN COUNTERPART? - Matty Malaprop

Bring it on, Stay Puft! - Matty Malaprop