A Bit Pomo for My Tastes, But Good Nonetheless

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pickup line,butt,lolwut,literalism,library,check out
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It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

Halibut

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butt,shoop,halibut,literalism,double meaning,suffix
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It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop

No Butts On The Ground

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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

That's... That's an Analogy, I Suppose

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!

Probably a Truism

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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

Just a Suggestion...

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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop