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It's all there, really. Elements of Joyce, Proust, Goethe and Broch, told in a voice halfway between Deleuze and DeLillo. - Matty Malaprop

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My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

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... and behind that man is soon to be ex-girlfriend. - Matty Malaprop

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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

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It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop