Aaaaaaaaaaand They're Off!

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It's at once more ethical and more violent than its homophonic counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

Like a BUS!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you now the next big trend to sweet the nation: Hybroplaning. - Matty Malaprop

I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about being a boss here!

All That's Missing is Nyan

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Srsly u guiz: NYANCATBUS. It's Totoro meets Nyan Cat meets a misinterpretation of the acronym USB. HOW COULD ANYTHING POSSIBLY BE BETTER? - Matty Malaprop