Punmaster Angus says: "I need new friends."
I wish I could say otherwise, Angus... but maybe you do. Your current ones seem more than a little remolting. - Matty Malaprop
When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop
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