... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay

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brush,creepy,literalism,tooth,toothbrush,wtf
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

A Monument to Our Country's Tooth Decay

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brush,juxtaposition,literalism,more,Mount Rushmore,shoop,similar sounding
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It's really quite a site though, so much that you have to teeth it to believe it. - Matty Malaprop

A Brush With Death

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better,brush,chess,Death,double meaning,literalism,question
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But the real question is: How does he do in a game of Chess? - Matty Malaprop